Look, I know this oddly-worded Washington Post headline is really about millennials killing the restaurant industry with their loud speaking voices, but it reads like we’re about to have a major lesbian hearing loss epidemic. My mother was scandalized this morning and I’m still laughing hours later.
Jesus Christ, too deep, you’re going too deep!
don’t panic, thighs may muffle your hearing but it’s not permanent
me @ people who make long informative posts: i appreciate how knowledagable you are but i cant read that
i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
the-boy-with-the-kaiju-tattoos:
when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.
You could finish him or finish him
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